MATH HUMOR

(CNN/Reuters) News reports have filtered out early this morning that US forces have swooped on an Iraqi elementary school and detained 6th Grade teacher believed to be a member of the notorious al-Gebra movement. Sources indicate that, when arrested, he was in possession of a ruler, a protractor, a set square, and a calculator.

US President George W. Bush argued that this was clear and overwhelming evidence that Iraq indeed possessed weapons of math instruction.